Saturday 29 October 2011

FW: BEAUTIFUL BIRDS YOU SELDOM SEE

Thursday 27 October 2011

Fw: UP! UP! UP!

Subject: FW: UP! UP! UP!
Interesting- UP!!
I'm sure you will enjoy this. I never knew one word in the English language that can be a noun, verb, adj, adv, prep.UP

Read until the end... you'll laugh.
This two-letter word in English has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that word is 'UP'. It is listed in the dictionary as an [adv], [prep], [adj], [n] or [v].  

It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP?  
At a meeting, why does a topic come UP? Why do we speak UP, and why are the officers UP for election and why is it UP to the secretary to write UP a report? We call UP our friends, brighten UP a room, polish UP the silver, warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen. We lock UP the house and fix UP the old car.  

At other times, this little word has real special meaning. People stir UP trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses.  
 
To be dressed is one thing but to be dressed UP is special. If you argue, you can kiss and make UP. 

And this UP is confusing: A drain must be opened UP because it is blocked UP. We open UP a store in the morning but we close it UP at night. We seem to be pretty mixed UP about UP!  

To be knowledgeable about the proper uses of  UP, look UP the word UP in the dictionary. In a desk-sized dictionary, it takes UP almost 1/4 of the page and can add UP to about thirty definitions. 
 
If you are UP to it, you might try building UP a list of the many ways UP is used. It will take UP a lot of your time, but if you don't give UP, you may wind UP with a hundred or more.  
 
When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding UP. When the sun comes out, we say it is clearing UP. When it rains, it soaks UP the earth. When it does not rain for awhile, things dry UP. One could go on and on, but I'll wrap it UP, for now... my time is UP!  

Oh! one more thing: What is the first thing you do in the morning and the last thing you do at night?
U P !  

Did that one crack you UP?
Don't screw UP. Send this on to everyone you look UP in your address book... or not... it's UP to you.
Now I'll shut UP!

All in the I-family


Subject: : All in the I-family

Juz 4 a laugh!

 
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Monday 24 October 2011

Fw: SOMETHING FOR YOU TO KNOW ..


Subject:

SOMETHING FOR YOU TO KNOW
&
THEN PASS IT ON TO YOUR FRIENDS


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  Ants Problem:
Ants hate cucumbers.
Keep the skin of cucumbers near the place or ant hole.
 




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To get pure and clean ice :

Boil water  first before freezing.




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To make the mirror shine:

Clean with  sprit
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To remove chewing gum from clothes:


Keep the cloth  in the freezer for an hour.





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To whiten white clothes:

Soak white clothes in hot water with
a slice of lemon for 10 minutes
 


 


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To  give a shine to hair :

Add one teaspoon of vinegar to hair, then wash hair.





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To  get maximum juice out of lemons :

Soak lemons in hot water for one hour,
and then juice them.




 



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To  avoid smell of cabbage while cooking:

Keep a piece of bread on the cabbage
in the vessel while cooking.





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To  avoid tears while cutting onions:

Chew gum




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To  boil potatoes quickly:

Skin one  potato from one side only before boiling.





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To  remove ink from clothes :

Put toothpaste on the ink spots generously and let it dry completely,
then wash.






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To skin sweet potatoes quickly :

Soak in cold  water immediately after boiling.






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To get rid of mice or rats :

sprinkle black pepper in places where you find mice or rats.
They will run away.



Chinese Proverb: 
 
'When someone shares something of value with you and you benefit from  it,

you have a moral obligation to share it with others.'

So...,

Monday 17 October 2011

Friday 14 October 2011

INDIAN BARBER

Subject: INDIAN BARBER !!!!


The tale of the Indian Government Employed Barber (he cuts the hair of Ministers).
 
While hair cutting, Government Employed Barber, asked Kapil Sibal,
‘’What’s this Swiss Bank issue?”

Kapil Sibal shouted, “YOU are cutting hair or making inquiry?”
 
Barber: Sorry Sir, I just simply asked.
 
Next day, while cutting the hair, he asked Pranab Mukherjee,

“Sir, what’s this Black money issue?’’

Pranab shouted, ‘’Why do you ask me this question?’’

Barber: ‘’Sorry Sir, just simply asked you"

Next day, CBI interrogated the Barber, ‘’Are you an agent of Baba Ramdev?’’

Barber: No Sir.

CBI: Are you the agent of Anna?

Barber: No Sir.

CBI: Then while cutting the hair, why you ask  Ministers about Swiss Bank and Black money issues?

Barber: Sir, the reason is,  when I ask about Swiss Bank or Black money, the  Ministers’ hair stands up straight. And that helps me to cut their hair easily!

Monday 10 October 2011

TREE SHAPING- unique tree stems...

Subject: TREE SHAPING- unique tree stems...

 
 
You might find this interesting, if you haven't already seen it.
Peter and Becky of Australia have mastered the art of
Tree Shaping.

Pooktre, as they have called it, has perfected a Gradual
shaping method, which is the shaping of trees as they
grow along predetermined designs.

Designing and setting up the supporting framework are
fundamental to the success of a tree. Some are intended
for harvest to be high quality. Indoor furniture and others
will remain living a
You might find this interesting, if you haven't already seen it.