PUSAT AKSES SMK MAMBAU

e-Hadir JPNNS 2012

2012-03-04T20:05:00.001-08:00

PK HEM diminta untuk mengisi data e-Hadir setiap bulan. Sila klik ikon di bawah untuk log masuk.

Tarikh tutup pengisian data bulanan ialah pada 10 haribulan setiap awal bulan.
Terima kasih atas kerjasama yang diberikan.

http://sppk.jpnns.gov.my/news.php
http://sppk.jpnns.gov.my/hadir/login.php

The four important looks in your life

2012-03-01T16:47:00.001-08:00

“The four important looks in your life -
Look back and get experience,
Look forward and see hope,
Look around and find reality,
Look within and find confidence.”

NEW SOCIAL WEBSITE THAT LET U EARN

2012-02-25T20:57:00.001-08:00

(http://signup.wazzub.info/)

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WAZZUB, the world's first PROFIT SHARING PHENOMENON is going VIRAL!

The WAZZUB FAMILY is growing faster than any other Project ever did.

On average EVERY FEW SECONDS we welcome A NEW MEMBER
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PANGKALAN DATA MURID

2012-02-08T20:28:00.000-08:00

KEPADA SEMUA GURU MALAYSIA
HARAP ISI BUTIRAN DI PANGKALAN DATA MURID
TARIKH AKHIR : 24 FEB 2012

Bahagia Pengurusan Sekolah Harian (BPSH), KPM telah menyediakan Aplikasi Pangkalan Data Murid (APDM) secara online sebagai sumber utama data murid mulai Januari 2012. Data murid yang wujud telah diambil dari DATA SMM 2011.

BERIKUT ADALAH LINK, HANYA KLIK DAN
BOLEH KLIK KAT GAMBAR PUN,
BOLEH COPY N PASTE PUN.

PANDUAN: UNTUK ADMIN/PK1/PENTADBIR/GD

NAMA PENGGUNA : GUNA KOD SEKOLAH HURUF BESAR CTH : NAE9085
KATA LALUAN: sekolah (HURUF KECIL)

MULA-MULA DAFTAR GURU KELAS: NAMA PENUH DAN NO IC
LEPAS ITU BARULAH CIKGU-CIKGU BOLEH LOG IN.
BACALAH ARAHAN DAN MANUAL

PANDUAN: UNTUK GURU KELAS

NAMA PENGGUNA: NOMBOR KAD PENGENALAN
KATA LALUAN: guru (HURUF KECIL)

Kepada Guru Kelas Tahun 1, Peralihan, Tingkatan 1, Tingkatan 4, dinasihatkan membuat carian murid berdasarkan No KP / Sijil Lahir untuk wujudkan data murid kelasnya. Ini disebabkan Aplikasi Pangkalan Data Murid menyimpan Data Murid 2011.

http://apps2.moe.gov.my/sekolahmalaysia

CLICK HERE

Some Info

2012-02-05T19:31:00.001-08:00

   [1] FORTNIGHT comes from 'Fourteen Nights' (Two Weeks).
   [2] POP MUSIC is 'Popular Music' shortened.
   [3] MOPED is the short term for 'Motorized Pedaling'.
   [4] BUS is the short term for 'Omnibus' that means everybody.
   [5] DRAWING ROOM was actually a 'withdrawing room' where people
withdrew after Dinner. Later the prefix 'with' was dropped..
   [6] NEWS refers to information from Four directions N, E, W, and S.
   [7] AG-MARK, which some products bear, stems from 'Agricultural Marketing'.
   [8] QUEUE comes from 'Queen's Quest'. Long back a long row of people
   as waiting to see the Queen. Someone made the comment Queen's Quest..
   [9] JOURNAL is a diary that tells about 'Journey for a day' during
   each Day's business.
[10] TIPS come from 'To Insure Prompt Service'. In olden days to get
Prompt service from servants in an inn, travelers used to drop coins
in a Box on which was written 'To Insure Prompt Service'. This gave
          rise to the custom of Tips.
[11] JEEP is a vehicle with unique Gear system. It was invented
during World War II (1939-1945). It was named 'General Purpose Vehicle
(GP)'.GP was changed into JEEP later.
[12] Coca-Cola was originally green.
[13] The most common name in the world is Mohammed..
[14] The name of all the continents end with the same letter that
they start with Asia, America, Australia, Europe
[15] The strongest muscle in the body is the TONGUE.
[16] TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the
letters only on one row of the keyboard.
[17] Women BLINK nearly twice as much as men!!
[18] You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
[19] It is impossible to lick your elbow.
[ 20] Wearing HEADPHONES for just an hour will increase the bacteria
   in your ear by 700 times.
[21] It is physically impossible for PIGS to look up into the sky.
[22] The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the
toughest tongue twister in the English language.
23] Each KING in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history.
Spades - King David
Clubs - Alexander the Great,
Hearts - Charlemagne
    Diamonds - Julius Caesar.
[24] What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and
laser printers all have in common?
       Ans. - All invented by women.
[25] A CROCODILE cannot stick its tongue out.
[26] A SNAIL can sleep for three years.
[27] All POLAR BEARS are left handed.
[28] BUTTERFLIES taste with their feet.
[29] ELEPHANTS are the only animals that can't jump.
[30] In the last 4000 years, no new ANIMALS have been domesticated.
[31] STEWARDESSES is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
[32] The human HEART creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the
body to squirt blood 30 feet.
[33] RATS multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have
   over million descendants.
34] People say "BLESS YOU" when you sneeze because when you sneeze,
your heart stops for a millisecond.
[35] If you SNEEZE too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to
suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck
      and die.

Renault R-link - The New Technology To Open Up Your Car as a Platform

2012-02-05T19:27:00.000-08:00

Renault R-link - The New Technology To Open Up Your Car as a Platform

Transfer all data from your current Apple iPhone to a new iPhone

2012-02-05T19:18:00.000-08:00

Transfer all data from your current Apple iPhone to a new iPhone

THEN AND NOW

2012-01-27T06:56:00.001-08:00

Fw: Beware the Latin-nail ruse

2012-01-18T17:22:00.001-08:00

Subject: Fwd: Beware the Latin-nail ruse

Beware the Latin-nail ruse

By shaza

Created Thursday, October 6th, Malay Mail

G. Prakash [1]

Thursday, October 6th, 2011 11:12:00

FROM stealing luggages and personal belongings at hotels and airports, Latin American criminals are now preying on bank customers.

[2]

CAUGHT ON CAMERA: These sequence shots show a woman and a man, believed to be Latin American, going into a coffee shop in a hotel before leaving with valuables, including a purse, which the victims left on their tables while they went to get food from the buffet counter. The ‘Latino’ criminals, who were smartly dressed, coolly walked out of the hotel minutes later. These pictures were published by The Malay Mail in 2009 --- Pic: SHAHIR OMAR

The ploy is simple: a nail, such as this one, is placed under the tyre of a vehicle belonging to a bank customer who has just made a big withdrawal.

When the victim drives off, the criminal would ‘alert’ him of his punctured tyre.

On the pretext of helping, the criminals would grab the money left inside the car while the victim changes the tyre.

Latino crooks nailed

Syndicate used Good Samaritan trick to dupe bank customers

[3]

TRICKS OF THE TRADE: Ku (right) and other officers inspecting the handphones and laptops recovered from the Ampang house

KUALA LUMPUR: From luggage and jewellery thefts, and luxury house burglaries, Latin American crooks have turned their sights on robbing bank customers after withdrawing large amounts of money — just by using a nail.

City police were probing an international racket believed to be involved in similar cases in Singapore, Hong Kong, Japan, Korea and Vietnam, said its CID chief, Datuk Ku Chin Wah.

“We have so far arrested five male Latin Americans whom we believe are involved in this syndicate.”

Police are also looking for two female accomplices and eight other Latin Americans, believed to be involved in at least five cases in the city, with a loot totalling RM600,000 in cash. The suspects are from Peru, Guatemala and Venezuela.

[4]

Explaining their modus operandi, Ku said the suspects, working in a group of five, would scout banks.

“One of them would be a woman, the only one who will enter the bank.”

He said the female members would usually dressed in baju kurung and headscarf to allay any suspicion on their activity.

“They would usually observe ATM machines and bank counters looking for customers taking out large amounts of money.”

Her accomplices outside would also spot potential targets.

“They would be looking for rich people entering the bank and also see where potential victims parked their cars. If a target entered the bank, one them would inform the woman inside,” said Ku.

When the victim was about to leave, she would notify her accomplices who would place a specially mounted nail under the car tyre of their target.

Ku said as soon as the victim tried to drive off, the tyre would be punctured by the nail and one of the Latin Americans would inform the car owner about it.

“On the pretext of helping, the suspects would wait for the right moment to steal the money the victim had just cashed out from the bank. They usually took the money kept in the car when the victim was changing the tyre.”

Ku said a six-men special task force that had been tracking the suspects for a month got a break when two male suspects were arrested near a bank in Jalan Ipoh on Sept 30.

“We believed they were in the midst of targeting a victim.”

Police subsequently raided a house in Ampang where three other male suspects were detained, and four laptops, a knife, eight handphones, three branded watches and a digital camera were seized.

The male suspects, aged 40 to 56 years, are from Peru and Venezuela, while their female accomplice, who is still at large, is from Guatemala.

Police are also still looking for eight Latin American men and two women from the same syndicate.

Ku said: “We believe the syndicate works in three groups and the other groups are operating in Penang and Johor.” The five detained are also involved in a robbery case at a café in Ampang.

“One of the suspects has an arrest warrant for not appearing in Ampang court, after he was released on police bail.”

They've struck before

THE Malay Mail had highlighted Latin American syndicates targeting hotel guests and making off with their belongings in 2008.

There were also break-ins of high-end homes, where female syndicate members would ring the doorbell to find out if they were occupied or not.

In July 2009, the Latinos struck again after laying low for almost a year. This time, posing as hotel guests or tour agents to target five-star hotel guests.

On July 15 that year, a group of three to two males and a female accomplice made off with a luggage belonging to a guest whom they followed as their act was caught on CCTV.

The syndicate also struck at hotel coffee houses and conference rooms, making off with laptops, digital cameras, purses, handbags and luggage.

Earlier in April that year, Korean national Kevin Kee Bung Rhee, 46, lost his laptop, PDA and camera to a Latin American man when he was at the check-in counter of Petaling Jaya Hilton.

There were also reports of Latin Americans involved in jewelery thefts. On July 6 last year, a tray of diamonds worth more than RM500,000 went missing from a jewellery shop during a sale in Ampang.

They were taken out from the display counter believed to be by a group of South Americans who earlier requested to have a closer look at them.

Last November, police arrested four suspects, aged 25 to 44, for a burglary in Ukay Heights. The suspects also revealed involvement in three other burglaries reported since last year.

Comments About Wives

2012-01-16T19:01:00.001-08:00

Subject: About Wives

This is hilarious. Had a good chuckle – esp the comment made by Obama. Meanwhile, I’m drumming my fingers to think of a way to knock some sense into these wise men! Ha!ha!ha!

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. Lee Majors
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. Al Gore

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.Socrates
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. Mike Tyson
The great question.. which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want? George Clooney
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Bill Clinton
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." George W. Bush
"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." Rudy Giuliani
"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." Michael Jordan

"I've had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.” The third gave me more children! Donald Trump
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up. Shaquille O’Neal
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... Kobe Bryant
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. David Hasselhoff
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Alec Baldwin
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. Barack Obama
Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. Tommy Lee

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." Brad Pitt
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive." Jimmy Kimmel

“Honey, what happened to ‘ladies first’?” Husband replies, “That’s the reason why the world’s a mess today, because a lady went first!” David Letterman
“First there’s the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring...soon after....comes Suffer...ing! Jay Leno