Subject: INDIAN BARBER !!!!
The tale of the Indian Government Employed Barber (he cuts the hair of Ministers).
While hair cutting, Government Employed Barber, asked Kapil Sibal,
‘’What’s this Swiss Bank issue?”
Kapil Sibal shouted, “YOU are cutting hair or making inquiry?”
Barber: Sorry Sir, I just simply asked.
Next day, while cutting the hair, he asked Pranab Mukherjee,
“Sir, what’s this Black money issue?’’
Pranab shouted, ‘’Why do you ask me this question?’’
Barber: ‘’Sorry Sir, just simply asked you"
Next day, CBI interrogated the Barber, ‘’Are you an agent of Baba Ramdev?’’
Barber: No Sir.
CBI: Are you the agent of Anna?
Barber: No Sir.
CBI: Then while cutting the hair, why you ask Ministers about Swiss Bank and Black money issues?
Barber: Sir, the reason is, when I ask about Swiss Bank or Black money, the Ministers’ hair stands up straight. And that helps me to cut their hair easily!
The tale of the Indian Government Employed Barber (he cuts the hair of Ministers).
‘’What’s this Swiss Bank issue?”
Kapil Sibal shouted, “YOU are cutting hair or making inquiry?”
Barber: Sorry Sir, I just simply asked.
“Sir, what’s this Black money issue?’’
Pranab shouted, ‘’Why do you ask me this question?’’
Barber: ‘’Sorry Sir, just simply asked you"
Next day, CBI interrogated the Barber, ‘’Are you an agent of Baba Ramdev?’’
Barber: No Sir.
CBI: Are you the agent of Anna?
Barber: No Sir.
CBI: Then while cutting the hair, why you ask Ministers about Swiss Bank and Black money issues?
Barber: Sir, the reason is, when I ask about Swiss Bank or Black money, the Ministers’ hair stands up straight. And that helps me to cut their hair easily!
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