GOOD OLD DAYS

> Date: Tue, 12 Oct 2010 09:57:59 +0800
> Subject: Oh Samyyy...!
> From: mollycheam@gmail.com
>
> Subject: Oh Samyyy...!
>
> The last one's a real killer! Famous quotes by the one and only Samy
> Velu ..
>
> 1. Samy Velu quoted on Pos Laju:- " BESOH KIRIM, HARI INI JUGA SAMPAI "
>
> 2. On TV when trying to say he was ashamed, he said:- "Ini prekara
> sangat memalukan saya dan kemaluan saya sangat-sangat la besar"
> 3. Samy said in a ceramah "Kita akan bina satu jambatan wuntuk
> worang2 kampong di sini" Then one pakcik asked, "Datuk,sini takde
> sungai, buat apa bina jambatan? and Samy gloriously replied ,
> "Kalao takde sungai,kita bina sungai"
>
> 4.Samy's most favourite quote on the news for the decade is this:-
> "Toll naik sikit,banyak marah saya. You worang ingat semua ini toll
> saya punyer bapah punya kah!
> 5. Semasa krisis air: " Semua worang diminta jangan membuang aiyerr..!"
>
> 6. Tentang masalah social: "Worang2 muda sekarang banyak suka hisap dade.."
>
> 7. Semasa kempen derma darah di Sg.Siput: "marilah kita semua menderma
> dare..."
>
> 8. Semasa memberi ucapan di pelbagai function: "Selamat datang
> saudara-mara semua" (It should have been saudara-saudari)
>
> 9. During the height of the Al-Arqam saga, he said in a press
> conference ,"Saya gumbira bahawa didapati tiada pemuda MIC terlibat
> dalam kes arqam"
>
> 10. At an opening ceremony for a new building: "Mempersilakan Datin
> Paduka Rafidah Aziz naik dari pentas wuntuk membuka kain "
> 11. P.L.U.S. = " PUNGUT LEBIH UNTUK SAMY" that is why Samy can use
> the PLUS helicopter whenever he wants to.
>
> And of course the world's greatest joke...
>
> 12. "Kita akan bina roket pigi matahari".....reporter responds.."Tapi
> Dato, matahari terlalu panas untuk didekati"...Samy responds.." Itu
> tade masalah....kita hantar waktu malam".