U WILL LIKE

1.You will never know the POWER of yourself until someone HURTS you badly.

2."Happiness is like butterfly..when we run after it..it escapes us..but whn we sit still n stay calm..it invites itself n comes to us."
 Curious that we spend more time congratulating people who have suceeded than encouraging people who have not''

3.A lady teacher asks her pupils what type of medicines they know. 1st pupil: aspirin for headache. 2nd pupil: panadol for pain. 3rd pupil: viagra for diarrhea.         Teacher: who told you that? Last nite I heard my mum tell my dad: "Take a viagra, maybe it will make that little shit harder!!"...

STORY TIME

Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go
into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane
in a passionate embrace.

Johnny found this so exciting that he could hardly contain himself as
he ran home and started to tell his mother. "Mummy, I was at the
playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss and then he helped her
take off her blouse. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his
trousers off, then Aunt Jane..."

At this point Mummy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."

At the dinner table that evening, Mummy asked little Johnny to tell his
story. Johnny started his story, "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her blouse. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his trousers off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mummy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the Army."

Mummy fainted!

Moral:
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Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before you interrupt!

The greatest thing in life is finding someone who knows all your mistakes and weaknesses and still loves you and thinks your the best thing in there life!

U BETTER PAY ATTENTION TO THESE

Ø Ada 3 Hal dlm hidup yg tidak boleh kembali :
 1. Waktu
 2. Kata-kata
 3. Kesempatan

 Ø Ada 3 Hal yg dapat menghancurkan hidup seseorg :
 1. Kemarahan
 2. Keangkuhan
 3. Dendam

 Ø Ada 3 Hal yg tidak boleh hilang :
 1. Harapan
 2. Keikhlasan
 3. Kejujuran

 Ø Ada 3 Hal yg paling berharga :
 1. Kasih Sayang
 2. Cinta
 3. Kebaikan

 Ø Ada 3 Hal dlm hidup yg tidak pernah pasti :
 1. Kekayaan
 2. Kejayaan
 3. Mimpi

 Ø Ada 3 Hal yg membentuk watak seseorg :
 1. Komitmen
 2. Ketulusan
 3. Kerja keras

 Ø Ada 3 Hal yg membuat kita sukses :
 1. Tekad
 2. Kemahuan
 3. Fokus

 Ø Ada 3 Hal yg tidak pernah kita tahu :
 1. Rezeki
 2. Umur
 3. Jodoh

 TAPI, ada 3 Hal dalam hidup yg PASTI :
 1. Tua
 2. Sakit
 3. Kematian.

REMARKABLE SAYINGS

1. As soon as u die,ur identity becomes 'a body'. People use phrases like "bring the body", "take the body to the grave" and so on.
People dun even call u by ur name whom u tried to impress whole life.
Be intelligent,live a life to impress ur Creator,not the creation.

2.  Missing someone isnt about when you last saw them, its about that very moment when you are doing smthing and wish they were there.
You CANT be good enough for everybody, but you will always be the BEST for the one who deserves you.

3.The best revenge is moving on and getting over it...
Don't give someone the satisfaction of watching you suffer.

4. Holding on to anger is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die.

 5.I love everybody, some I love to be around , some I love to avoid and others I love to punch in the face.

6.What a  Mystery...
A cockcroach is afraid of rat,
Rat is afraid of cat,
Cat is afraid of dog,
Dog is afraid of man,
Man is afraid of women,
And women is afraid of Cockroach.