Tuesday 2 April 2013

U WILL LIKE

1.You will never know the POWER of yourself until someone HURTS you badly.

2."Happiness is like butterfly..when we run after it..it escapes us..but whn we sit still n stay calm..it invites itself n comes to us."
 Curious that we spend more time congratulating people who have suceeded than encouraging people who have not''

3.A lady teacher asks her pupils what type of medicines they know. 1st pupil: aspirin for headache. 2nd pupil: panadol for pain. 3rd pupil: viagra for diarrhea.         Teacher: who told you that? Last nite I heard my mum tell my dad: "Take a viagra, maybe it will make that little shit harder!!"...

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